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Cwazy wakeboarders |
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At anchor at sunset |
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Serge managed to squeeze into this berth, never touching |
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Note dregs of party off the cliff |
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Medieval drawbridge entrance to Dalt Vila |
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Ibiza in a nutshell |
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Pruned trees around Ibiza marina |
Our first choice for an overnight anchorage was the Playa Salinas, as I had read about the famous Ibiza salt & I wanted some because I thought it would make some nice gifts. We eshew mounting the dinghy engine & paddle ashore, I'm trying to ease the strain on "the hand". There is a salt factory running it's conveyer belt & I envisage a factory outlet store to get my salt! HA! No such thing. Only an unused roadway with a fence & a no trespassing sign hanging by one nail. They don't seem to be very concerned about it. So we trudge up the road towards the factory & see a couple of trucks full of salt driving by. There is another, more imposing fence & warning, so we stop there & Serge climbs up a short wall to look over the barb wire. He sees a vast mountain of salt, & says, "here, catch this with both hands." I see his fist full of salt come gingerly back through the barb wire & offer up my palms together. Hmm. This may not make such good gifts after all. I was thinking more fancy bottles with ribbons & corks. He climbs down & we both stare at the beautiful crystalline white stuff. Maybe not such a good idea on the boat & how are we going to get it back anyway? Serge makes a pouch in his sweater & says, "put it here". What that man won't do for me. As we're walking back I imagine the headlines, "MAN ARRESTED FOR TRESPASSING & STEALING, SAYS WIFE MADE HIM DO IT" When we get back to the dinghy, we realize we need a new salt cellar so we debate the merits of my various coat pockets vs. Serge's hat & decide on the hood of my jacket. Anyone who has heard us debate knows how that goes. And anyone who has ever rowed a dinghy through the surf knows what happens next. I push off in my bare feet holding my shoes while Serge tries to row. Only the wave recedes & we're grounded. I push harder into the next wave & we're off, albeit, I'm a little wet. That's nothing compared to what was coming. I climb into the front of the dinghy & the next wave carries me up & splashes into the boat a little but the next 3 waves were real rollers & my weight in front drives the bow right into them. By now I'm squealing & convulsing with laughter while buckets of sea water have soaked my back & are sloshing around in the dinghy. I scream again & urge Serge to "ROW, ROW" He's cursing & doing his "grumpy just for fun" thing. (I should mention at this point that I am weaning him off coffee & he has a headache 24/7) I am useless as I am still laughing at what a couple of idiots we are. At least the handful of salt survived, you don't need to know what Serge thinks it's worth. Tomorrow we go to a little lake to get clay! Yay!
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